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<title>On Behalf of Britney's Australian Fans</title>
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<description>A Response To Cruel Local Press Britney may be human, but onstage she is immortal. She is a charismatic, raunchy-beyond-belief performer who delights girls and boys, young and old with...</description>
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<title>BLATANT SELF PROMOTION:  A Delightful Example</title>
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<description>Media Blotch features a string of hopefully witty, sometimes perceptive, often ridiculous posts about idiocy, corruption, suspicion, scandal, confusion, sexy paradigms and pop culture observations. Today, my friends, it is...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wishful Drinking</title>
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<description>Carrie Fisher: Space Princess, Loving Mother, Alcoholic Wishful Drinking, Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher is many things to many people: a mother, an ex-wife, a grieving best friend, an in-patient, an...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Seoul Searching : Suicide Not An Accident</title>
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<description>Seoul Subway Suicides Not An Accident For four Korean men, the year's most affectionate holiday was the Valentines Day to end all Valentines days. On Valentine Saturday four Korean men...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Master Magee</title>
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<description>Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I'm Just Not That Into Miss Scarlett</title>
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<description>He's Just Not That Into You The phrase "He's just not that into you" brought Sex and the City's Miranda a great deal of clarity in her relationships. Women everywhere...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Demand a Dance-Off Between JT and Rain</title>
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<description>Despite his pelvic-thrusting, peroxide curly, Britney-snuggling ways, Justin Timberlake has long been the King of Pop. He ascended to the throne post-NSync, with sweet sweet dancing skills. He was the...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hush Hush: North Korean Leader-To-Be Announced, With Little Fanfare</title>
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<description>You may remember Kim Jong-Il from such satirical cartoons as 'Team America' and such news coverage as 'Nuclear Fears in North Korea'. He is the leader of somewhat ironically named...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Arrrrggghhh Me Hearties: Seafaring Terrorists</title>
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<description>I think it only fair that we all agree upon a new term for 'Pirate'. Words change; meanings change... Gay has meant happy, homosexual and lame. Sick has meant unwell...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mocking Maddie:  Missing Child Back in the News</title>
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<description>Remember Maddie McCann? The angelic toddler who diappeared without trace in Portugal while her parents were dining nearby? This tiny tot mystery was ravaged by the media, and a global...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Prime Time Polygamy: The Case of Reality TV Romance</title>
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<description>Prime Time Polygamy: The Case of Reality TV RomanceEven if you're a staunch crusader against Reality Television, I know you still manage to vaguely keep up with at least one...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Media Blotch Alert!</title>
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<description>If you ever: watch a sneaky soap opera flick through a magazine at the hair dresser/waiting room catch the evening news gorge yourself on popcorn at the latest blockbuster question...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Eagle vs Shark</title>
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<description>Eagle vs Shark : a delightful tale of endearingly weird romance. This is the ultimate misfit love story. The meek-but-cute protagonist Lily (Loren Horsley) is bumped out of her fast...</description>
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<title>James Spader is God.  Boston Legal.</title>
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<description>Boston Legal is the quickest, slickest show I've seen. And James Spader is a God. Spader's character Alan Shore - defence lawyer, chick magnet - rides the show's plot like...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>BYO Popcorn</title>
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<description>WELCOME TO THE TELLY CINEMA The cinema experience has a certain charm to it. It also has snotty strangers, over zealous air-conditioning and the terrifying possibility of sitting behind a...</description>
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