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<title>UK, This is Weird Even for You; Human Bed Warmers</title>
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<description>UK Holiday Inns are now planning to employ "human bed warmers", and will begin offering free five minute bed warming services to their guests. Essentially, someone will be paid to...</description>
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<title>You Won't Look Cool Watching Disney in 3D; New Designer 3D Glasses</title>
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<description>If you've ever felt like a dolt wearing those silly red and blue plastic glasses, you're in luck. Designers such as Gucci, Look3D, Ray Ban, and others have begun working...</description>
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<title>Kind of Makes Me Never Want to Date Again; Crabs for Sale</title>
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<description>In what has to be the most disgusting entrepreneurial crusade I've ever heard of, CrabRevenge.com sells, well, crabs. Not the cute little 'I Pinch' type of crabs from the Toyota...</description>
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<title>Oy Vey!; Woman Claims 3D Porn Got Her Pregnant</title>
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<description>Technology is capable of some amazing things. All of our gadgets make it possible to learn and do just about anything without even leaving the house, and, according to this...</description>
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<title>Chimp Mauls Woman</title>
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<title>You Are Definitely Going to Hell; Woman Hits Lord Jesus Christ with Vehicle</title>
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<description>20 year old Brittany Cantarella has ensured herself a ticket to hell by striking a man on crossing the street at a crosswalk with her vehicle. The individual suffered minor...</description>
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<title>Teacher Sues Child for Terrifying Bunny Drawing</title>
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<title>We'll Get That Damn Easter Bunny This Time!</title>
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<description>Apparently not everyone is a fan of the easter bunny. What makes this even more hilarious and sad at the same time is that this is a real headline. And...</description>
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<title>I Hope You Learned Your Lesson, Apple: iPad with Wi-Fi   3G Sales Disappointing</title>
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<description>As most of you have probably guessed from my multiple Apple related posts, I am an Apple user. This site is brought to you courtesy of a beautiful MacBook Pro...</description>
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<title>One More Reason You Shouldn't Mess with the Handicapped: Woman with No Arms Tests for Blackbelt</title>
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<description>Sheila Radzeiwicz has no arms or kneecaps, but she could still kick my ass. This is in part because I am a huge pansy that often receives a butt kicking...</description>
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<title>Humanity Never Ceases to Amaze Me; 'Innovative' Crime Sprees</title>
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<title>How Romantic; Man Proposes As Michael J. Fox</title>
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<title>Hey, Arguing Makes a Person Hungry; Woman Bites Man's Ear After Being Called Fat</title>
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<description>This has to be one of the worst cases of retaliation I've ever heard of. 24 year old Anna Godfrey was called fat at a party by an unwanted guest...</description>
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<title>Their Kids Better Watch Out: Couple Splits House In Half</title>
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<description>A couple in Cambodia decided to stick it to the man and bypass the whole divorce process by cutting their house in half. Their apparent motivation was to avoid the...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 13:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Military Isn't For Sissies!: Afghan Troops Remake Gaga Video</title>
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<description>Now, for some reason I thought the military was for kicking ass and taking names, but apparently, there's always time to dance. Especially to Lady Gaga. I'm a little concerned...</description>
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