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<title>If You Had Horns Like That You'd Try It Too; Sheep Gets Stuck on Power Line</title>
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<title>What About 'My Parents Have Money, Not ME FAFSA" Bake Sale; Affirmative Action Bake Sale</title>
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<description>This is a little more political than I generally care to go, so we'll start by saying don't email me, I do not care about your political ideals. I don't...</description>
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<title>OMG Royal Wedding</title>
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<description>The little girl to the left just summed up exactly how I feel about all this Royal Wedding chaos. It's friday! Enjoy the weekend!</description>
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<title>At Least She's On The Track, And Not The Highway; 99 Year-Old Drives Nascar</title>
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<description>Meet Rachel Gilbert. She's a big Nascar fan, that got the amazing (is amazing the right word? I'd say mind numbingly boring, but I think I'm biased) opportunity to drive...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Turning Yourself In Would Have Been Cheaper: Murderer Gets Caught Because of Tattoo</title>
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<description>Anthony Garcia is a member of the gang Riviera-13 in L.A., Cali. Over the past four years he's been getting an elaborate piece tattoo'd on his chest. What's all this...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 06:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>In Case You Don't Feel Ugly Enough; Body Dysmorphia Apps</title>
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<description>There's constantly trends going on in the crazy world of apps that has successfully taken over our lives, and eyes. One of the most recent fads that I'm grasping to...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 08:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>That Could be a Lamb for All You Know; White Lion Cubs Born in Serbia</title>
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<description>On Monday a lioness gave birth to six cubs, four of which were rare white cubs. It's estimated there are only 300 white lions world wide, six of which reside...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 13:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>I Can't Even Stick to a Diet for a Week; 17 Year Old Pulls Off Elaborate Social Experiment</title>
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<description>Gabby Rodriguez is pretty much like every other senior high schooler at her Washington High School. Except that she's probably the best liar in the world. Or at least in...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It's Saturday!</title>
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<description>That is all. Have a good weekend!</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Step Off, Orwell: Snooki Gets Published</title>
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<description>This is older news, but I had to cover it. There's just too much here that can't go unsaid. If you didn't know Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is a star on...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 07:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>And I Was Proud of Myself for Actually Finishing a Book This Year; James Franco Plans Second Ph.D.</title>
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<description>Normally, there's nothing I love more than brushing up on some celebrity gossip. It makes me feel better about myself, and I get a kick out of making fun of...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 11:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Six Year Old Border Collie Learns Vocabulary More Extensive Than All of My Co-workers Combined</title>
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<description>John Pilley is an 82 year old psychology professor with a lot of time on his hands, and a dog who's understanding of the human language would put most of...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 10:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bavarian Surgical Team Mistakes Leg for Anus</title>
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<description>This past week a German woman went in to a clinic in Hotchfranken, Bavaria to have surgery on her leg. However, she revived to find that the doctor's had mixed...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Back with Black</title>
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<description>That's right Media Blotchers, I have returned after a very long absence to provide you with more useless news you never really needed to know. And we'll kick it off...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>UK, This is Weird Even for You; Human Bed Warmers</title>
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<description>UK Holiday Inns are now planning to employ "human bed warmers", and will begin offering free five minute bed warming services to their guests. Essentially, someone will be paid to...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 13:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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