You Are Definitely Going to Hell; Woman Hits Lord Jesus Christ with Vehicle
May 10th 2010 14:50
20 year old Brittany Cantarella has ensured herself a ticket to hell by striking a man on crossing the street at a crosswalk with her vehicle. The individual suffered minor injuries to his face, but it doesn't matter. She's still screwed. Why? Because police at the scene found that the man's I.D. distinguished him as Lord Jesus Christ.
50 year old Christ was immediately transported to the hospital to treat for a concussion. I must say, jesus is much younger than I thought he'd be. But I suppose they don't have room for a four digit number in the age slot of driver's licenses. If all his IV fluid in the hospital turns to wine, we'll know it's the real deal.
[Justice News] 50 year old Jesus Christ hit by car
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