UK, This is Weird Even for You; Human Bed Warmers
May 14th 2010 13:05
UK Holiday Inns are now planning to employ "human bed warmers", and will begin offering free five minute bed warming services to their guests. Essentially, someone will be paid to lie in your bed for about five minutes so you can hop in to some toasty sheets.
A Holiday Inn spokeswoman says it's "like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed." I disagree. I'm pretty sure it's exactly like sharing your bed with a stranger for five minutes, and not just any stranger; a stranger in a onesie. the only way you could make this more awkward is if the hotel employee coming to satisfy your bed warming needs just had a burrito for dinner. Nobody wants your free dutch ovens Holiday Inn.
[Fox] Holiday Inn offers human bed warming service
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Comment by Always Eighteen
Always Eighteen
It's like when I get on a bus or a cinema seat and it feels like a freshly baked bun. Not exactly the cleanest feeling in the world.