Kind of Makes Me Never Want to Date Again; Crabs for Sale
May 13th 2010 12:58
In what has to be the most disgusting entrepreneurial crusade I've ever heard of, CrabRevenge.com sells, well, crabs. Not the cute little 'I Pinch' type of crabs from the Toyota commercials either (that crab cracks me up). The nasty itchy ones.
In their mission statement they claim "Yes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it", grammatical errors intact. They state:
"We sell you crabs to give to your ex girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place."
How noble.
Judging from the grammatical/spelling state of the entire site, I can only assume this is run by a group of very pissed off nerdy twelve year olds. Or just a bunch of idiots that have plenty of pubic lice to spare.
[CrabRevenge] For the love of god, don't you click this source link.
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