Back with Black
April 21st 2011 19:30
That's right Media Blotchers, I have returned after a very long absence to provide you with more useless news you never really needed to know.
And we'll kick it off with some current events;
It appears that internet haters are kicking it up these days and branching out of their cyber world, and it only took this spoiled 8th grade teen to get these trolls out of the basement.
If you haven't heard of Rebecca Black, then you probably live under a rock, and I should honestly just make you go google this shiz yourself because, really, who hasn't heard of her? She's bursting into our living rooms on the news, and infecting our computers at an unstoppable rate. You can view her unfortunate viral video here.
I'll wait.
Yeah, good luck getting that out of your head today.
Anyway, while we all knew the onslaught that was sure to ensue, some apparently become so enraged by this auto-tuned catastrophe that they felt it necessary to phone in and mail death threats to the 13 year old disastrous diva.
Anaheim Police state, "In essence, the threats were related to getting the music off the Internet or they were going to kill her."
And on that note, I'd like to say that endure a lot of bad music on a daily basis. I live with my gay best friend, so there is no stopping the flood of Brittney Spears, Justin Beiber, Mandy Moore, and Glee covers that I drown in every day. And I'll admit, I can be a vocally violent person, but never once, throughout all of this musical torture have I thought 'If I threaten to kill these people, maybe I can end it all.' Because I'm a logical person*.
So I say to you, RB Death Wishers, suck it up, and get a life.
Also, check out my new blog: a prissy girl's guide to changing the world.
*68% of the time.
And we'll kick it off with some current events;
It appears that internet haters are kicking it up these days and branching out of their cyber world, and it only took this spoiled 8th grade teen to get these trolls out of the basement.
If you haven't heard of Rebecca Black, then you probably live under a rock, and I should honestly just make you go google this shiz yourself because, really, who hasn't heard of her? She's bursting into our living rooms on the news, and infecting our computers at an unstoppable rate. You can view her unfortunate viral video here.
I'll wait.
Yeah, good luck getting that out of your head today.
Anyway, while we all knew the onslaught that was sure to ensue, some apparently become so enraged by this auto-tuned catastrophe that they felt it necessary to phone in and mail death threats to the 13 year old disastrous diva.
Anaheim Police state, "In essence, the threats were related to getting the music off the Internet or they were going to kill her."
And on that note, I'd like to say that endure a lot of bad music on a daily basis. I live with my gay best friend, so there is no stopping the flood of Brittney Spears, Justin Beiber, Mandy Moore, and Glee covers that I drown in every day. And I'll admit, I can be a vocally violent person, but never once, throughout all of this musical torture have I thought 'If I threaten to kill these people, maybe I can end it all.' Because I'm a logical person*.
So I say to you, RB Death Wishers, suck it up, and get a life.
Also, check out my new blog: a prissy girl's guide to changing the world.
*68% of the time.
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