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Oy Vey!; Woman Claims 3D Porn Got Her Pregnant

May 12th 2010 12:17


Technology is capable of some amazing things. All of our gadgets make it possible to learn and do just about anything without even leaving the house, and, according to this woman, you don't even need a man to get you pregnant. Just throw on a 3D porn, grab your glasses, and get ready for babies!

After a long deployment to Iraq, Erik Jhonson came home to a pregnant wife, and jumped to the insane conclusion that she must have had an affair. His wife, however, claims differently. She said she became pregnant after watching a 3D porn with friends.


The white couple now has a black child, courtesy of the very realistic porno (which apparently featured a black man).

Wait for it, that's not even the best part: he believed her. He states, "The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."

No, Erik. Not anything is possible. I know this seems crazy, but I think your wife might be a liar. I don't know why, I just have a hunch.

[TechEye] Woman claims 3D porno made her pregnant.
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Comment by Anonymous

May 14th 2010 01:07
wow..
not a lot to say...
i'd marry him...lol

Comment by Justicia

May 15th 2010 23:22
Wow, he must be seriously in denial. His wife cheated and then made up some crazy lie. They both must have failed sex-ed class.

Comment by Anonymous

March 25th 2011 15:26
goes to show that the military doesn't necessarily pick the most brightest people. As long as you can follow orders....

Comment by Anonymous

March 25th 2011 15:26
goes to show that the military doesn't necessarily pick the most brightest people. As long as you can follow orders....

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