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German tourists watched in amazement as this unfortunate sheep went sliding down a live wire, and came to a rest more than fifteen feet off the ground. He had apparently been grazing up on the hill, when his horn got caught on wire, and his struggles sent him skidding down the hill. Luckily, he managed to not catch the wire's current.


It took over an hour, and some seriously creative rope-rigging, but rescuers managed to get the sheep down and back on solid ground.

Don't worry, this story has a happy ending; once returned to his owner, the farmer let him loose to enjoy the lady-sheep pen as "a reward for his embarrassing predicament." Personally, I think those are some genes you might wanna keep out of the gene pool. I guess we all get one 'forget this ever happened' incident. I have cashed mine in on multiple occasions (it's all about leverage: blackmail).

[DailyMail] Ram-bo? Amazing Abseiling Sheep
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This is a little more political than I generally care to go, so we'll start by saying don't email me, I do not care about your political ideals. I don't even care about my political ideals. I just don't care about politics at all, but I thought this was a clever statement. Anything but those god awful street corner sign holders. Do you understand that you yelling at me while I'm stopped at a red light does not make me suddenly think that you're opinions are obviously superior to everyone else's? Really, it just makes me think you're homeless and you want my quarters. I need those quarters. The soda machine at work won't take dollar bills anymore



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OMG Royal Wedding

April 29th 2011 22:12


The little girl to the left just summed up exactly how I feel about all this Royal Wedding chaos


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Meet Rachel Gilbert. She's a big Nascar fan, that got the amazing (is amazing the right word? I'd say mind numbingly boring, but I think I'm biased) opportunity to drive around the New Hampshire track a few times in the pace car. Did I mention she's 99? Yeah, the lady is 99. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned about her safety or the other two people in the car with her. Can she see over the steering wheel? Can she see at all? Who's idea was this


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Anthony Garcia is a member of the gang Riviera-13 in L.A., Cali. Over the past four years he's been getting an elaborate piece tattoo'd on his chest. What's all this ink depicting? Just the murder he committed four years ago, along with a confession. No big deal


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There's constantly trends going on in the crazy world of apps that has successfully taken over our lives, and eyes. One of the most recent fads that I'm grasping to understand are the seemingly unappealing body dysmorphia apps. Essentially, you pay a dollar or two for whichever condition appeals (or disgusts?) you the most, add your photo and wah-la! You're disgusting (or more disgusting, as the case may have it


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On Monday a lioness gave birth to six cubs, four of which were rare white cubs. It's estimated there are only 300 white lions world wide, six of which reside at the Belgrade Zoo in Serbia


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Gabby Rodriguez is pretty much like every other senior high schooler at her Washington High School. Except that she's probably the best liar in the world. Or at least in Washington


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It's Saturday!

April 23rd 2011 12:03
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This is older news, but I had to cover it. There's just too much here that can't go unsaid


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